is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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