On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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