fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
and she was petting her beer can
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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