So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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