dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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