I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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