You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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