went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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