There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
