if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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