After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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