Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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