I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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