He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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