So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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