im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
She announced her abortion via fbk
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
