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it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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