That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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