I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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