If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've blown a few things in my day
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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