so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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