idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I think people are normalizing furries
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