4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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