you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
