What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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