Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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