If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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