I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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