so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The struggles of a small town man whore
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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