operation have a gay friend backfired
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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