I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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