She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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