i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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