why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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