Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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