My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
It's never too late to be topless.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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