My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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