i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
