yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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