You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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