My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
and she was petting her beer can
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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