You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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