I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
