The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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