Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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