So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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