My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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