You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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