drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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