just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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