I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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