you guys were way drunker than both of me
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
