i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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