I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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