Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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