my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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