Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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