so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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