she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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